Fiction · Kindle
Cut My Hair, I Don’t Care, I Don’t Wanna Look Like Share
One haircut. One rhyme. One viral moment.
Tracy Brynetey
It was just a haircut. It was just a joke. Then nine million people watched it overnight.
Kindle edition
The argument
Augie Palumbo has spent his life being compared to his older brother, Share. Same face. Same family. Very different hair. Then a forty-one-second video makes him famous.
Funny, warm, and unexpectedly heartfelt — a story about family, friendship, sudden fame, and the madness of social media. Going viral is easy. Figuring out who you are after the whole world thinks it knows you is something else.
Inside the book
What it asks you to notice
The rhyme
“Cut my hair. I don’t care. I don’t wanna look like Share.” Forty-one seconds later, the video is online.
Overnight fame
Millions of views. Copycats. Brands calling. Money appearing. Everyone wants a piece of the guy who used to cut keys.
Family first
Same face as his brother. Same last name. The joke is about hair — the story is about who Augie is when the camera stops.
After the views
The craziest thing he can do is stop trying to look like somebody else.
One haircut. One rhyme. Everything changes.
A novel about family, friendship, and what happens after the whole world thinks it knows you.